Free download "Skyrim Thieves Guild, But It's Badly Translated" (40:51) (2024)

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this is badly translated Skyrim a mod

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created by exit and myself that runs

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Skyrim's text through Google translate

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40 times before converting back to

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English the result is a butchered

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version of The Game's original script

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that we then use AI text to speech to

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perform in game he's one of the beefiest

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squirrels I've ever seen NPCs speak

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nonsense there's entirely new lore and

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the game is just one big AI generated

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dumpster fire today we'll be heading

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underground to join the notorious Rift

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and thieves guild now if you truly want

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to maximize the amount of AI generated

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nonsense in your head be sure to check

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out the Extended Cut of this video

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available on my patreon you can unlock

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both this and the Extended Cut for badly

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translated Dark Brotherhood when you

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join at the Survivor tier or higher and

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with that let's throw it over to the

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game playay here we are en rifton all

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right let's see if uh if Brin off is

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around there he is corrugated have you

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ever been more tired in your life huh

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imagine that you have a coin but you

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haven't seen it yet I can speak but this

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is your your fault my friend this money

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belongs to me is he robbing me what kind

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of food do you like okay so what do you

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have in mind I have a job but I want to

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do extra work as a c morning the extra

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money helps me work don't worry I won't

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steal my mom's silver ring from the

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drawer under the chair I would like to

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add an empty branded bag to my purchase

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you agree that bror will not endorse any

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business other than our own I do we

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didn't kill him because he wasn't black

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we put him in jail for a few days world

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of

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football that's so great so many people

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have have referenced that football in

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this world is super important and loved

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are you a football fan I am a Samu drati

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monk who retire all right I am ready are

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you ready to retire what I thought you

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had a job for me wait until the party

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starts and show what you've done oh

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party okay forever forever party time

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the world is peaceful Malaysian silver

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ring uh Yep this is the one I think I do

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not say y I do not say lots of holes

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take advant members of Congress this is

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a unique opportunity and don't miss it

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what those are the members of Congress

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juice recipe you were asking for wait

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you mean snowflakes Mysteries live in

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mythology and that is Magic imagine the

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energy flowing through your veins if you

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drink water your wish will come true you

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can gain great wealth immortality or

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unlimited power let's learn the

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importance of Education today let's do

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it let's uh place the ring I feel like

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time is running out the website has been

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updated and the system works well

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representative group in lasso contact us

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when you are ready to discuss your

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future started Financial Security so the

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rat way how do I find it if you have had

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to endure everything you are not ready

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yet huh what now she's your girlfriend

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but you're in charge please come back

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when your carves have

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grown my I'm only 7 years old and I'm

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asking Series 7 if it's not good seven

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wait her name is eight though that's

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confusing here you have a gold piece

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thank you may Allah reward you and

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protect your

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heart why why does it keep translating

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like this by weapons from yela all right

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so let's head to the ratway then Dave

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doesn't know and if he did he'd leave

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why are you acting like a child I'm here

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now we have a pig house tell me I've

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contracted

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disconnect hello tell me first first to

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the Ragged flag in okay wait a minute

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brinol your days are over is someone

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going to assassinate him I've heard it

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before Brian baby I'm ready dead animal

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Vex Mercer Everything Has Changed hm I

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think it's the baby's color I don't

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think we'll ever see each other again we

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won't well yeah cuz someone's about to

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like assassinate him apparently his days

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are over he invested a lot of money in

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our business but he refused okay who are

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these people who invested in in this

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group I guess Kaba honey of pereus Helga

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honey of perc if you qualify we will

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offer you a permanent spot in our

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program oh okay uh how should I handle

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it in fact crime is not considered here

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but be careful you want to kill people

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damn it I mean that is what I'm

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accustomed to and so I'll receive a cut

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of this I assume please kill yourself

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wait if you need pricing information we

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have it he is dead why did I come to

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this place he just hates me okay so who

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are these people who I'm supposed to

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collect payments from it was the biggest

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pig I'd ever seen Helga is a big Della

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fan and loves Banks if you use it as a

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weapon you will fail who loves Banks

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Kira it's tough out there but his family

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is in a good place humans are year if

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you know what I mean I I don't you're

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the person who change his faces death

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artists don't choose the best costumes

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oh no can I uh can I not talk to this

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person what are you talking about you

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have come to find my place you are a

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client can I change the shape of my face

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no no I I am not interested I'll see you

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another day that's so creepy now okay so

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let's go complete this job and uh

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intimidate these people first let's head

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to the pawn prawn the shopkeeper here is

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the first of the three people who were

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supposed to intimidate a bee I was a

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fisherman when I was little oh I had a

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nice combo boat but time will tell I

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sold my wife to open this place as the

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name suggests coming to this country was

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a big mistake he's sold his wife what

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we're going to smash his ear his prize

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believe he did that careful photo return

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it meaning but I don't have anything

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ruler well you have coin you have dreams

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like right in front of you I'm here to

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take your dreams I can't believe I did

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that you animals take the money and tell

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brinol to free us free you says The Man

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Who Sold his wife may you want to stay

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here she is the next person we're

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supposed to talk to are you aware that

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you have diarrhea on the counter or are

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you here for a drink show current size I

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told the idiot I won't give up maybe I

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should head to the farm then how do you

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know all this please I love your family

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you heard me then pay up I'll forget it

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was juicy and brinol told him to get out

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of the

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way okay that was simple enough we

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understand that your situation is

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dangerous for the entire country it is

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well you shouldn't come here okay oh

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well that was easy enough she just

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handed it over sweet all right I'm back

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do you have a boyfriend why do so many

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people ask this resources to harvest

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energy is expensive well here's the

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money that they owed us yes I am

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listening yo a thief runs in his own

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blood yo a sign of a true Thief all

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right so I have to ask what do you mean

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I don't know contact us with any

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questions let me explain to you what I'm

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talking about please do like no one ever

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explains to me oh no he's not going to

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explain either he's just going to turn

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and walk away who are you who do we have

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here sorry I'm calling I have a new

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office freelance shooter BR off you must

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not submit to Jordan's weapon he broke

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the rules with his teeth don't worry

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don't worry just do what you're told he

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looked at me I'm not sure if you don't

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believe it you probably shouldn't be

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here I ask again do we know everything

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what everything wait you're not talking

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about the Golden Globes at least we

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don't regret it again do you think that

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employee can do our job well and why are

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we returning to the Golden Globes asset

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is an important asset for one of our

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largest clients I'm sure brinol will

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work with us welcome to the Cho

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Community welcome my son we hope you buy

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gold from us with confidence wait okay

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okay they're like one of those companies

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trying to convince people to invest in

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in Gold The Cho Community follow the

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instructions to clean the screen talk to

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deline mallerie vicine mallerie company

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and can find another job talk to telia

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under the sign and she will give you a

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new weapon tell me about this job the

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Golden Globes job the appearance of The

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Golden Child symbolizes dealing with

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small things like honey rinse three

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dishes remove the filter from the

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chamber and do the lesson I thought I

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was supposed to Rob this place not clean

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it it is important not to let the fire

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go out completely okay a Euro if that

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happens M's best-selling books will be

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impacted we're taking a job as like a

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maid but Aros stopped destroying us

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Mercer was Furious for a while he then

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texts Vicki telling her that he will

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arrest the police what he sent her a

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text okay how do I destroy the beehives

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they were built as a short against the

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elements however its only weakness is

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fire resistance wait it weakness is

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needless to say people living in the

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rift valley love steam black Legion Club

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rules black skin oh yeah let's talk to

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people around here I was very surprised

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here if anyone needs encouragement I'll

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post it avoid honeymoon sins where we

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know I didn't love you and you didn't

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love me what black muffin Brier nodded

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black muffin prer what is the reason for

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a good salary you can hurt me I can and

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I'm going to

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Basics I don't know the name of my

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country and I do not want that VIP

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flight sweet can we take it but not like

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morva but he couldn't fight I do the

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first and last day I believe in all

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party lines if you do it right you will

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gain weight if you want to fly come to

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me oh no wait yeah cuz VIP flight is his

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name stealing is one thing consumption

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is another matter rabbit Phoenix play on

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Line This is a game I guess you know who

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Shawn deine is no you think he's crazy I

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think he is I don't know if you want to

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know my opinion just say you are

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interested okay I have a gem here do you

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see there is service in Valencia during

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the ceremony in Bethlehem a thief stole

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the crown Stone oh how many of them are

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there I think I was only 24 years old

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many Jordanian bands have seen it over

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the years Jordanian but it hasn't

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happened yet

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she's referenced like three three actual

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places in this when he returned home he

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realized what had happened he thought of

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something that's what

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happened started cut off you don't need

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your hands they know each other how am I

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supposed to steal things if I don't have

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hands okay the man on the moon is Delvin

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mallerie I suppose I could use some

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advice I'm very confused a few years ago

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this area was named the capital of the

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Empire if you don't drop the sword now

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your time is up this was the capital of

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the Empire it's pretty small and dark

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and gross I recommend spending time in

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the gym uh a number of shs in Skyrim

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many companies report on their business

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activities it is your responsibility to

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change the document number sounds easy

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enough I want to hear it live again

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okay best birthday

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ever why all right and you are Tony you

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have a new job right I want to know more

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about you okay Tony why is that the next

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game is mine what would you do if you

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were struck by lightning and fell into a

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hole die I know this because I've been

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doing it for a long time please use with

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caution okay so we have our clothes now

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it is cozy and pleasant I support my

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trusted Dolphins team not anymore oh is

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dolphins a football team here wait

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activate congratulations tallos

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congratulations you have a shine Golden

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Globes here we

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come he

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retired retirees are attacking us he

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just fell in the water

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first first ruler there's no one there

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where try it for

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yourself going to go ahead and burn

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three of the

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beehives tell me climate is this me I

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will not lose hello that meaning but go

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don't go hello is this good for you

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hello all

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right I saw you smoking I was not

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smoking image of the queen of the

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sun stop living a bad life stop living a

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bad life dude key to the Golden Valley

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the shoes are cool pretty cool shoes

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stop living a bad life he says as I'm

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taking all of his uh his valuables yeah

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that is accurate

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success is real excellent location for

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shopping uh is is that the thing I was

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trying to find yep so I attended the the

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ceremony I I guess tell me what you have

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when his contract ended he had no idea

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how unpleasant Melvin was would it be

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different if the organizer's name was

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written on the paper instead of a nice

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logo I have no idea where can I come and

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talk to Mercer this is between you and

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Maven and I want to be there oh he's

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going to come too please do not worry

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maven's marketing efforts allow the

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community to find valuable gold yes you

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we pay you don't smart as a watermelon

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girl stay tuned for updates is that

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smart watermelon girl look at my son do

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you have a sign he just says that it

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walks away if you want to try skating we

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recommend going to a training center who

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do we have here my son is very impressed

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with your work congratulations tallos

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wait that's what the shr's called take

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care of that's what the literally

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congratulations losing Everything at

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Once is like falling in love oh that's

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deep the government returned the girl to

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us but we don't want to take over the

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world in the name of Tallow hello there

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then you are alone you are not right am

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I angry or violent it often fails

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spectacularly so do you have advice for

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me or a job visit Tina's showroom and

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meet Mark Matthews to find out more wait

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Tina's huh for many years medor was the

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market leader and took my game it is

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impossible to predict that gold will

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immediately hit the market if you see a

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pine tree get out oh no smaller

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newspaper companies can take advantage

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of this problem to expand their Market

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the Blair family has been involved in

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the event for a long time the

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relationship between Empire and Skyrim

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is ideal again if you're not sure do

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your homework and repent oh all right so

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are you expecting me there's a lot to

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cover so I'll summarize it all right

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great after dinner the commander of the

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white guard King Sergeant hunting bro

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welcomed us to a barbecue not good that

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that's the beauty of it all there's a

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problem with the planes flying to the

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city the whole town knows it pain and

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honey don't mix can you hear me uh yeah

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I can hear you but also huh he saved

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poor sabua he threw poison and beer

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bottles at

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him clever mavin and I have been

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planning this for weeks we need people

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like you so people have a problem with

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planes in White Run and we're going to

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take out the guy who's in charge of the

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planes Maven also has internal plans

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behind this blog and I don't want this

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problem to happen again Homeland

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Security May implement the following

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security

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measures when I cut the paper they

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showed me the other side it has to start

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here are you a representative of

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Homeland Security I went to the

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subdistrict meeting it works but my

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fingers hurt a lot oh I carried them I

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carried the whole world well that's why

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your fingers hurt if things go well I

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will never be alone without debt but my

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life is getting better Melvin and I are

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small business owners please look below

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who do you think will win white runs

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Blackthorn one Clock Tower okay let's go

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inside amazing I would die if I saw a

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forest like

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that huh I want him to stop before he

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ruins his reputation who how do I clear

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out the planes I'm married and when I'm

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not working I would like to work with

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Mars don't come back until it's over all

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right remember you won't receive a

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reward until everyone is dead what who

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Am I who am I killing activate

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cleaning crazy beer okay let's do it

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wait what was that key what is Honey

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Brew Brewery go for a walk I think he's

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the one who needs to go for a walk

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considering how crazy and cooped up he

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is here time is important okay so we

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need to uh administer the poison here

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darling so now we're also supposed to uh

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use the poison over here activate cup

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holders what is Honey making have fun

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Tom the legend of the vanilla snow elves

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what else do we have around here babex

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steal from I finally got help good for

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you wait for him to finish speaking I

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guess we'll have to wait but it's good

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to wait why don't you check your cables

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help me this is the best beer I've ever

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had it's called Reserve honey Brew will

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you be like this uh according slim I

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don't understand small chair I have to

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know believe me that this place is full

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of dirt haha it's okay follow me on

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Dragon pass let's see how your prison

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dream ends muffin spawn must have

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friends right welcome to my blog he has

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saved many books stop talking about your

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blog you add some remaining black rice

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this is part of the agreement with Maven

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if you live nearby and need cable please

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let us know oh you're a cable

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service fortunately I'm here when you

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need me here is the info you wanted

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there is one thing that defines love

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subjournal and that is its

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Unity yes whoever does it will regret my

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expenses brinol wants to talk to you

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about my work here okay I'll go talk to

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him I guess I want you to stop me what

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from what wow do you understand how this

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little program works muffin said he saw

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something while he was there did

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anything special happen at the party

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Maven apparently translates to muffin

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sometimes oh I love that between morvin

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and the Commandos there are people

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trying to stop them the Commandos is is

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there anything we can do Mercer is

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working on a way to quickly detect new

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changes around

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us bad

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bad so there's like Commandos and planes

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involved in homeland security I reviewed

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the information about the golden house

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that I found on your site our enemy is

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fighting Melvin black Blair and trying

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to destroy us that understand very well

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I don't like drinking alcohol our

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enemies will pay the price the visual

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bar is in Lea's house as far as I can

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tell that's the name of the man I met um

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so what am I supposed to do a town in

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the eastern part of the lone slave

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Empire what what the what Empire at

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kotai estate I enjoy interacting with

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customers please contact brinol if you

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have any questions before your visit

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okay well I have a ton of questions

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about this so

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brinol come here help me please he

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couldn't believe the Golem's confusion

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he cannot hold his feet with both hands

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so do you think this golm ey person is

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going to give me much trouble the

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decision the resolution he's one of the

00:19:01

beefiest squirrels I've ever seen are

00:19:03

you

00:19:05

ready have you seen all a lot of beefy

00:19:08

squirrels kurui works at the tot Tosha

00:19:10

store controls cellto cell and cellto

00:19:13

cell transmission what the importance of

00:19:15

Skyrim rebirth is staggering everyone

00:19:18

has heard about aldwin's death threats I

00:19:20

like shrink of Sam from Skyrim Sharm me

00:19:24

uh so you're the squirrel I think you're

00:19:26

more of a team player than you think

00:19:28

sorry I don't know much about beekeeping

00:19:30

that's not what I was asking about tell

00:19:32

me or I kill you what did Mera Frey

00:19:36

teach you who's Mercer fry if you kill

00:19:38

me your only connection to the Eastern

00:19:39

Empire will be severed bad for business

00:19:42

how about a bribe then now think about

00:19:44

something else while you talk customers

00:19:47

love Firebrand wine glasses there's only

00:19:49

one thing in the blue house so he needs

00:19:52

a bribe box of wine it's accurate easy I

00:19:59

stole wine and drank it no I stole wine

00:20:02

all right dude I have the wine consumers

00:20:04

expect to see this everywhere right I'll

00:20:07

tell you what I know about jingwan

00:20:08

Palace please yes a woman called me and

00:20:11

asked me to work in sales for a large

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company she dropped her purse and asked

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for a seat did she explain like why she

00:20:18

was trying to hire you I don't expect

00:20:20

much from my job I hope you understand

00:20:23

but when I saw mercor fry I saw his

00:20:25

anger who is Mera fry I'm leaving it's

00:20:28

over

00:20:29

okay let's follow

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him sneaky sneaky wait who is that ruler

00:20:39

of the Eastern Empire tell otherwise

00:20:41

what are you doing here did we just kill

00:20:43

like a king or well an emperor I guess

00:20:47

still I don't know ruler that is the

00:20:50

reason for happiness that is the reason

00:20:52

for happiness how much is it great

00:20:56

brinewater Grotto did you hear the the

00:20:58

Gold Rush is over you need to take care

00:21:00

of yourself hello hi

00:21:04

hello try it for yourself hello when I

00:21:08

killed him he greeted me too knowledge

00:21:10

is knowledge

00:21:14

ruler confront

00:21:16

goomi why is goomi not in the the

00:21:19

warehouse anymore I think maybe it uh

00:21:21

bugged

00:21:23

out Todd there he is there he is can I

00:21:27

confront him now he's in the wrong place

00:21:29

then you haven't done anything I told

00:21:31

merca everything please kill me what so

00:21:34

explain everything Kalia her name is

00:21:37

Kalia Kalia the thief who killed Gayo

00:21:40

who was the leader of the aftermarket

00:21:41

group if you ask someone who doesn't

00:21:43

know where they're going they'll

00:21:45

probably say Well it all starts here wow

00:21:48

that's kind of deep when you talk to

00:21:50

Mercer show that he's the most important

00:21:52

person in your life empty

00:21:55

sto does gum share information about its

00:21:58

clients so apparently there's a person

00:21:59

named like callia who's involved I don't

00:22:02

know but I haven't heard these things in

00:22:04

10 years the horse destroys everything

00:22:06

and waits they brutally murdered me and

00:22:08

took me to a party I've been looking for

00:22:11

what he did for months and I can't find

00:22:13

it but after they murdered you so so why

00:22:16

is she back colie and I are together I'm

00:22:18

always with you we care about each other

00:22:21

the ruins where garos was killed are

00:22:23

called the ice temple yes I will kill it

00:22:26

is a silent gift please get up and get

00:22:28

ready you'll see I'm broke I won't let

00:22:30

you go you're broke all right what sup

00:22:32

Tony it's like being in a different

00:22:34

situation new skills improve your skills

00:22:37

in previous story skills yeah let's

00:22:39

trade in the gloves yes oh please I have

00:22:42

an important job to do let's talk more

00:22:44

oh okay please I have an important job

00:22:47

to do let's talk more okay what do you

00:22:50

want I have an important job to do this

00:22:52

is definitely a one-sided conversation

00:22:54

we're having here I have an important

00:22:56

job to do okay so we're heading to the

00:22:58

ice temple I guess and here is freelance

00:23:01

shooter we finally got there sorry I

00:23:04

think I'm wrong you are the boss and so

00:23:06

am I is it clean both of us are in

00:23:08

charge he's a stubborn bastard he gets

00:23:11

what he wants so they had a relationship

00:23:14

if you want to play yes I hope they kill

00:23:16

me the pagans called him rator and we're

00:23:19

happy the pagans so why did she kill him

00:23:23

is there anything you don't like

00:23:24

jealousy breeds evil no one knows oh wow

00:23:27

I only believe in one thing

00:23:29

it is known as

00:23:31

breathing they stood in front of the

00:23:33

building for 25 years but goris refused

00:23:36

when I got up I saw a scene I saw a

00:23:38

prostitute with a knife

00:23:40

what what what are we talking about

00:23:43

sorry I'm already dead but sorry I'm not

00:23:45

here today good job ma'am Dimension I

00:23:48

tried thousands of times and used all

00:23:50

the links but it's not the same if you

00:23:52

see a grasshopper don't hesitate to kill

00:23:54

it why freelance shooter is great like

00:23:58

everything he says is just nonsense do

00:24:01

you think you have a potassium

00:24:03

deficiency I hope not this such a random

00:24:07

question dude the perfect pomegranate

00:24:10

pomegranates might have some potassium

00:24:12

in them breathe and run fast still D

00:24:16

kend what did you say to me I won't do

00:24:19

it breathe and run fast yeah ruler how

00:24:22

much is it great he is an expert in his

00:24:25

field who is the who

00:24:29

tell me a lot of heart why are they

00:24:32

talking so much it's like the shouts and

00:24:34

grunts I think are just translated hello

00:24:37

I do not want to say anything Clock

00:24:40

Tower so powerful description Dy can

00:24:44

liia is still thinking C photo what was

00:24:46

that about a clock

00:24:48

tower tremble laugh labored breathing

00:24:52

it's yours now you are my life oh this

00:24:56

guy's an author ruler

00:24:58

hello all right almost to the end now

00:25:01

can you open this for me oh one of those

00:25:03

beautiful Scandinavian doors Ean I think

00:25:06

shrimp has everything except the vein

00:25:08

time is up I have to move on all right

00:25:11

well TR la la la la I hope I don't get

00:25:14

shot oh no do you think I'm going to

00:25:16

break my heart why are you testing you

00:25:20

are a smart grasshopper oh she's the

00:25:22

grasshopper includ Goring glow reserve

00:25:24

and hunting Brew metery forgot your

00:25:26

nighttime routine do you think your

00:25:28

device will be ignored hello come on

00:25:31

Grasshopper look at your face in the

00:25:33

mirror and she's off turn invisible and

00:25:36

escaping in fact Halo history repeats

00:25:41

itself oh no yeah who who would have

00:25:44

thought someone named freelance shooter

00:25:46

would turn traitor well think fast hello

00:25:50

hi take Mercer to Jordan and make him

00:25:53

face his actions they atone for the

00:25:55

death of Gayo I want to know this

00:25:58

article is written in a language I have

00:26:00

never seen before can we translate it I

00:26:03

have a lot of experience with

00:26:04

translating after all of this my warmest

00:26:07

greetings only aliens think about GIS

00:26:10

Knight Garis Mercer and I are the three

00:26:12

unnamed members of the rift thieves

00:26:14

Squad now go to the winter journal and

00:26:16

make the changes this will help you on

00:26:18

your journey I I I guess we're leaving

00:26:21

wait cryptocurrency magazine

00:26:25

added gas invests in crypto

00:26:28

or he writes home magazines about it

00:26:30

apparently they call me a thief and

00:26:32

attack me on social networks don't

00:26:35

forget to talk to the princess what I

00:26:36

don't trust others oh that might be my

00:26:39

favorite item in this translation please

00:26:42

explain this to me walk like an animal

00:26:45

talk to fraud yes I can help you with

00:26:47

anything are you sure your name um does

00:26:50

not inspire a lot of trust Kal sent me

00:26:53

Carrie then you will understand oh oh

00:26:56

who has yaros magazine I have a

00:26:57

something about about cryptocurrency

00:26:59

although he is strong and very kind he

00:27:01

is always happy doing what he likes

00:27:03

staff member Mark calamus explains these

00:27:05

issues okay Mark can help us translate

00:27:09

it I'm sure it shows a certain stupidity

00:27:11

that requires a good reading of Fulmer's

00:27:13

language in the 19th century the

00:27:15

Norsem*n attacked the Palmers killing

00:27:17

and freezing thousands of people uh I'll

00:27:20

make it a point to hunt to hunt them

00:27:22

down I lost a friend in Palmer and I

00:27:25

want to introduce them to you if you

00:27:27

want to know more you can listen to the

00:27:29

audio of this article oh it has to be on

00:27:31

my computer available online yeah as

00:27:33

like a podcast or something every city

00:27:35

is a safe place if you are an avid gamer

00:27:38

and don't want to use steam Warrior it

00:27:39

is best to unlock it what a steam

00:27:42

Warrior before the building catches fire

00:27:44

a demolition plan is put into motion

00:27:47

what should we like get out of here

00:27:49

Domer

00:27:50

Museum yeah let's grab that album

00:27:53

version 2 hello don't mind me just going

00:27:56

to break in into this uh Museum beef

00:28:01

maybe even 12 the Dormers are in Ruins a

00:28:06

is stupid the game is Tom's

00:28:09

Cube beautiful old dmer bracelet that is

00:28:13

that is way too big to be a bracelet

00:28:15

we'll take a the coal and a wrapped in

00:28:19

paper so we'll use those to copy the

00:28:23

calore stone you haven't heard anything

00:28:27

well I'm not leaving the Alice take care

00:28:29

of Grandpa go refresh the page first

00:28:33

still ruler I've got the cryptocurrency

00:28:35

key come on up my friend Carl Heimer how

00:28:38

are you doing that is not who I am let's

00:28:41

listen to what Amir has to say World

00:28:43

defense organization I've been waiting

00:28:45

for this post it's a joke title what is

00:28:49

the origin of this word of course jaros

00:28:51

thinks Mercer inadvertently took the

00:28:53

money from Jordan's wallet what is a

00:28:55

butterfly Gallas has repeatedly stated

00:28:57

that he believes Mercer created the tomb

00:28:59

of Twilight the what believe the facts

00:29:02

and follow us please explain to me

00:29:04

what's going on I want the truth to

00:29:05

enter the church Kia's hands are bigger

00:29:07

than his um thanks if you are a college

00:29:11

student struggling to stop stealing

00:29:12

please contact me if you're struggling

00:29:15

to stop stealing contact fraud if you

00:29:18

still love me I'll see you at College

00:29:20

huh I have a Jaws magazine I hope you

00:29:22

like the story Lord brenal merca's words

00:29:26

have been stolen from under your nose

00:29:27

for years there's only one way to know

00:29:29

if you're a good girl or a bad girl

00:29:31

deline please open the filter wait Del's

00:29:35

not here what is written in the book

00:29:36

dolphine is not here use dolphin key

00:29:39

safely open your heart and know the

00:29:41

truth what is it with dolphins in this

00:29:44

section was I can't believe it's over

00:29:47

it's it's all here gold and silver

00:29:49

disappeared the boy is talking up I'll

00:29:52

kill you Jacob do as I tell you it is no

00:29:55

longer useful dolphin Vex at you see

00:29:57

details if you see merca please let us

00:29:59

know immediately before I help you find

00:30:01

merca I want to know what you've learned

00:30:03

about shrimp I mean everything was I

00:30:06

supposed to be learning about shrimp did

00:30:08

I I miss this instruction nighting Gales

00:30:11

are involved apparently is it a real

00:30:13

fish I think I go a bird story a way for

00:30:16

kids to shout Kelly is responsible for

00:30:19

the the metery like business you want to

00:30:22

condemn Moses don't you I want you to

00:30:24

see Mercer and I see something that

00:30:26

tells me where he went he has a house

00:30:28

here yes after the last family the

00:30:30

galatica family's gifts were transferred

00:30:32

to the rift Palace they hired a guy

00:30:34

named Waldo to film the episode Waldo my

00:30:38

question though is where is he I'll take

00:30:41

care of it I'll head out there and find

00:30:42

him taking care of my baby is the last

00:30:44

place I want to send Skyrim find your

00:30:46

way and find knowledge kill everyone who

00:30:48

gets in your

00:30:50

way we just went on like full on murder

00:30:53

spree now hi Mercer I don't want to kill

00:30:55

anyone but you just okay so you don't

00:30:57

want to kill any but he told me to kill

00:30:59

everyone I'm excited to get my foot in

00:31:01

the shower Mercer is best left alone

00:31:04

it's time to go home I'm glad brinol

00:31:06

isn't here otherwise it will crash he's

00:31:08

he's literally right over there here's

00:31:10

the family out of the table the black

00:31:12

Briar I don't think you're fighting

00:31:14

skills are good enough for real Combat

00:31:16

what it means I love the family business

00:31:18

I I don't like having my own business I

00:31:20

am a blackbird you care where I am what

00:31:23

do you want in the name of Injustice

00:31:25

there's this dude who owes you a dead

00:31:26

apparently can I erase it

00:31:28

Walder why are you helping this idiot a

00:31:31

few years ago I gave my best friend a

00:31:32

winter card he's in De because of a

00:31:34

quill the wise men said there was plenty

00:31:36

of precious silver and gold to do it

00:31:38

okay so if I locate the quill then we

00:31:40

can free him of his debt and he'll

00:31:43

probably tell us how to get into the

00:31:45

house yeah there should be okay pocket

00:31:47

on the wall hair growth is that what I'm

00:31:50

trying to find I found the uh hair

00:31:52

growth product that was lost I gave him

00:31:55

the book and it worked but I don't want

00:31:56

to see lifto again again hey Waldo you

00:32:00

are uh you are free to go give me fresh

00:32:03

water how can I convince him of this all

00:32:05

right Mercer House

00:32:08

Key open the office as

00:32:11

ready and then open the back as

00:32:14

artificial okay I guess this is his uh

00:32:17

Treasure Trove children's Buffet all you

00:32:20

can eat kids oh take the sun which was

00:32:23

in the children's Buffet wait is this is

00:32:25

this a buffet like for kids or of kids G

00:32:29

that just gave this a very different

00:32:32

interpretation we got a few dreams we

00:32:35

got a red face in the kitchen Mercer

00:32:39

plan okay I guess we have um the

00:32:41

evidence now long beard are you looking

00:32:44

for droopy eyes GIS thought what if you

00:32:47

do it right you can be sure that you

00:32:49

will live forever oh we have to stop him

00:32:52

it was foolish to believe that Jordan

00:32:54

would answer the phone and ask for a

00:32:55

second call let's waste some time oh

00:32:58

wait look at my son do we have time to

00:33:00

waste though this seems pretty uh

00:33:02

important all right so what's going on

00:33:04

it's time to decide the fate of brinol

00:33:06

and Mercer when you choose a new game

00:33:08

manager it's your choice but the truth

00:33:10

is what we hear on the news Nightingale

00:33:12

symbol Nightingale now that we're ready

00:33:15

let's hit the Rocks so let's go to the

00:33:17

Nightingale Temple so what's the

00:33:19

significance of this place coila was the

00:33:22

first capital built on a hill we're here

00:33:24

to give you a chance to win a mercer

00:33:26

fry I I mean I could eat sure a good

00:33:30

night sleep is a good night's sleep

00:33:32

several books have been written on the

00:33:33

subject night andales who are they jarus

00:33:37

Mercer fry and I were in a band called

00:33:38

Nightingale oh it was a band Shadow was

00:33:41

destroyed 25 years ago when Mera Frey

00:33:44

betrayed us they were we're in in a band

00:33:47

together oh at night a Watchman called

00:33:50

the black tomb watches over the temple

00:33:53

so I have to ask uh can I join I could

00:33:56

play like the or something I'm waiting

00:33:59

for you please help me with this that's

00:34:02

a not is was that a yes the concept of

00:34:05

corsera is a myth that circulates out

00:34:07

there corera that's like an online class

00:34:09

platform and start swearing in your

00:34:11

pajamas it seems like you don't want to

00:34:13

use the bullet armor what is your

00:34:15

problem no I'll use it it's bulletproof

00:34:19

that sounds pretty handy balloon

00:34:22

clock what does that mean enough right

00:34:25

all right here we go oh sleep sleeping

00:34:28

shoes at it these are pajamas do you

00:34:31

like Venice and the Knights the question

00:34:33

did not arise brinol nightcrawlers kind

00:34:36

words allow him to transform into

00:34:37

Nightcrawler and use his

00:34:39

powers that means the Mercer War is Over

00:34:42

believe me here comes another cut scene

00:34:45

I'm telling you Lady Of The Night Lady

00:34:46

Of Shadows Lady Of Shadows listen to me

00:34:50

but Kalia I wonder when you'll hear from

00:34:52

me what happened to me you're mine

00:34:54

Charlie he wasn't well for a long time

00:34:57

what are you giving me now your voice

00:34:58

sounds so normal I swear to you two more

00:35:00

things the program is very interesting

00:35:02

and very well received you can continue

00:35:05

if we do what we want we will fulfill

00:35:07

our promise for the future power and

00:35:09

bullet I will restore your honor CIA

00:35:11

because Mercer stole the skeleton key

00:35:13

from Twilight's tomb he was then able to

00:35:16

open Jordan's front door without two

00:35:17

keys front door this led to him having

00:35:20

an affair with Eva and reduced his

00:35:22

income uh what listen Kid Last Thing

00:35:25

Before we call Mercer company manager

00:35:27

mca's deception has now been exposed

00:35:29

seeing him the group was filled with

00:35:31

energy okay so we all expected Mera to

00:35:34

be a team leader in his position sure me

00:35:37

what you didn't even did not mention

00:35:39

that I'm supposed to take over I have

00:35:41

been playing this game for a long time I

00:35:43

have two dude from the elders and

00:35:44

decided to kill the monk I'm not from

00:35:46

Babylon let's go to the city of

00:35:49

Babylon I I don't know how to get there

00:35:52

I accept becoming the leader of the

00:35:54

guild I guess is what you're offering

00:35:56

this is a decision

00:35:58

when the weather gets better and the

00:35:59

fish tell us we're in trouble we remove

00:36:01

it all call me crazy if you want but I

00:36:04

believe in shrimp I think it's because

00:36:06

they don't want to commit suicide he

00:36:08

believes in shrimp he seriously thinks

00:36:10

shrimp are real what how to

00:36:15

kinon Mercer is here I hope it's not too

00:36:17

late it must be crazy I wouldn't be

00:36:20

surprised if they surprised us do you

00:36:22

believe in shrimp also whoa hand grenade

00:36:27

what coconut oil I I don't think we

00:36:31

should cook with With This Wait what

00:36:33

happened I found a hand grenade man

00:36:37

there is no other way beauty of the

00:36:38

night I swore to

00:36:42

conquer I'll

00:36:45

brov girl I don't care I just didn't

00:36:47

learn anything don't take our word for

00:36:49

it let's kill him what is the best thing

00:36:52

you can do ruler tell me hello ruler

00:36:56

hello ruler ruler meaning butt Fulmer's

00:37:01

left eye the first key oh this is was

00:37:04

like the first key like ever invented

00:37:06

has a knife in his mouth on the right

00:37:09

side of the school why was the other one

00:37:11

like so like like normal the room is

00:37:15

flooding if only a passageway in the

00:37:17

ceiling would conveniently open up that

00:37:19

would allow us to escape I don't think

00:37:22

it's over yet he spent 25 years in

00:37:24

prison how did he steal the key left in

00:37:27

fatic to tomb going back is the only way

00:37:29

out of this we can't go back the place

00:37:31

caved in all right I'll return the key

00:37:34

I've had this feeling my whole life and

00:37:36

I've never left it I hope you

00:37:39

enjoy chilled eggplant

00:37:44

added why did she just hand me an

00:37:46

eggplant now we receive Nightcrawler's

00:37:48

greatest gift the treasure so if I

00:37:50

complete this task can I join your band

00:37:52

please yes my friend awesome all right

00:37:55

let's go to the tomb of Twilight guo is

00:37:58

that is that you guard solo

00:38:01

unfortunately the night class is over if

00:38:04

he had been more prudent he would not

00:38:05

have renounced wealth or generously

00:38:07

plundered charity I did this for

00:38:09

nocturnal I did this to honor the Gil I

00:38:11

did this get rich I did this so I could

00:38:12

join the band it sounds pretty cool

00:38:15

unfortunately you may be a victim of a

00:38:16

mercer scam all deficiencies will be

00:38:19

rectified through the launch and

00:38:20

reopening of iori Road okay but can't

00:38:22

you just take the key I did something

00:38:24

already today I wish I could help but

00:38:26

I've been stuck in this room room for

00:38:27

about 15 minutes well that's not that

00:38:30

long can your book help you that's not

00:38:33

that long dude come on 2920 12th Street

00:38:38

okay that's an address tell me correct

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address oh oh he's wait yeah that's the

00:38:44

correct address down we go meaning be

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brave repl skeleton key Blackwood sir at

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least to called me sir I was in your

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place last year and now it's time to

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connect don't take your words too

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seriously you you've done your homework

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on this have I I say this when I drink

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Blackwood because here the angel of the

00:39:10

night was born hi Russ did you get the

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correct key for this what she left in

00:39:16

the middle of like she was asking a

00:39:18

question the Cresent Moon represents the

00:39:20

Shadow the Crescent Moon represents

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conflict and they attacked for a whole

00:39:25

month what represents and also conflict

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why can't I be all three this is what

00:39:31

squirrels do at night once treated it

00:39:33

will not heal for at least a day let's

00:39:36

just do whatever squirrels do then your

00:39:38

bunny's Life Begins bunny send

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meditation for protection if necessary

00:39:42

you're giving me a bunny we may be Ducks

00:39:44

but we are stealthy and we know what we

00:39:45

are doing what is with all the animals

00:39:48

am I going to be a rabbit a duck or a

00:39:50

squirrel are those what the three agents

00:39:53

are Carrie but it is it's sad that we

00:39:56

can't see each other again unfortunately

00:39:59

you're just like everyone else Hi how

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are you the night tells an endless story

00:40:03

I will see you another day you will also

00:40:06

know when you have to pay the rent oh

00:40:08

he's going to charge her open your eyes

00:40:10

and go into your

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Shadow hi I'm Karina I met matun who's

00:40:14

son it has the key is back in place that

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is the number of people with

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disabilities has decreased in recent

00:40:21

years he tries to explain everything to

00:40:23

Delvin and Vex where did the money go

00:40:25

but no one cares I feel like they if you

00:40:27

still want to work Delvin and Vex will

00:40:29

give you more than your fair share

00:40:31

anyway that was it guys that's it guys

00:40:34

all right well thank you all so much for

00:40:36

watching as always and thank you to all

00:40:38

the patrons as well you all are great

00:40:40

this quest line was a lot of fun and we

00:40:42

have more to do so let me know in the

00:40:43

comments if you would rather see the

00:40:45

Mages College next or the companions all

00:40:48

right take care and see you next time

00:40:49

bye

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FAQs

How do you become a full member of the Thieves Guild in Skyrim? ›

After completing 5 jobs in one hold, you'll be given the opportunity to complete the special job for that hold. Complete the special job for each hold, and a new quest 'Under New Management' will open up with Brynjolf. Complete this to restore the Guild. Also, go ahead and complete the main Thieves Guild questline.

How to join the dark brotherhood in Skyrim? ›

To join them:
  1. Find Aretino in Windhelm. You can get a pointer here via rumors from inkeepers, guards etc.
  2. Kill the person in question.
  3. Travel between cities until a courier gives you a letter where it says that they know what you did.
  4. After this sleep in any bed for X amount of hours.
  5. Wake up and kill someone.
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How do I get Brynjolf to talk to me? ›

To start the quest, you need to visit the marketplace in Riften and wait for a fellow, named Brynjolf, to come and talk to you. If you want to save time, you can just find him in The Bee and the Barb tavern and start a conversation with him yourself.

Can I marry anyone from the Thieves Guild in Skyrim? ›

Unfortunately no, there aren't any marriage candidates in the thieves guild.

How do you become a master Thieves Guild in Skyrim? ›

Once you have completed 5 jobs in a particular Hold, Delvin Mallory will offer you a Special Job in order to increase the Thieves' Guild influence in that Hold. Once you have completed all four Special Jobs, you can talk to Brynjolf to officially assume the title of Guildmaster.

Can you fill the Thieves Guild in Skyrim? ›

Overall, you will need to complete five small jobs in each city prior to restoring the Thieves Guild. It's important to keep in mind that these jobs are random. If you speak with one of these NPCs and receive a small job that you don't want to do, you can load from the previous save.

How many jobs does it take to restore the Thieves Guild? ›

You have to do a total of five jobs, whether from Delvin or Vex, in each hold and finish those special quests in order to bring it back into business. You have the finish the questline and do 5 jobs for Vex or Mallory in every one of the 'special' cities in order to get the 'special' jobs.

Do I have to return the skeleton key to become Guild Master? ›

It is recommended to not return the Skeleton Key until either reaching the Unbreakable lockpick perk, or are able to become the Thieves Guild Guildmaster, as the Skeleton Key must be returned to do that.

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